Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Geebus Ablaze

Setting the Defamation and Libel Straight
First of all suckers, if you think I’d sell my soul for only $2500 you’re stupid. I’m a evil capitalist. I’d want six figures. That was a joke, for the stuffed shirt, Magic the Gathering trolls who, right now at this moment are drafting a post in Blogger: OMGBBQ LOESCH ADMITS SHE’D SELL OUT FOR SIX FIGURES!!!!1!!1. Get it right. UPPER six figures, HACKS. GEEBUS.

I doubt any gamers are calling her OMG Barbecue Lash (perhaps an epic rare in the next Unhinged?) because most gamers are off the political knowledge grid. Unless smear merchants are recruited from game shops, maybe?