starring:
Barack Obama as Lando Calrissian
Rush Limbaugh as Han Solo
Bo Snerdley 'Certified Black-Enough Official Obama Criticizer' as Chewbacca
Michele Bachmann as Princess Leia
Sean Hannity as Wedge Antilles
Bill O'Reilly as the Force Ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi
Glenn Beck as Luke Skywalker
William F. Buckley as Yoda
