Friday, April 17, 2009

Snake-Eyes says He's Batman

As it is, I always thought Snake-Eyes was the only unmodified human who could kill Batman one-on-one with all their gear. Cool that Snakes buys his spygear from the same government shop Sam Fisher goes to. Also cool that Cobra blew up Moscow. Too bad Flint's not in Resolute busting up Cobra troopers the way he used to in the classic toon.



"It’s always “cooler” to be negative; If you are a socially retarded anal-retentive developmentally arrested proto-adolescent with hostility issues. No, the movie does not adhere to the comic book canon. So what? It was a lot of fun to watch, I liked the characters, and it made sense." Larry Hama

I don't like the GIJoe movie because Marvel continuity is written off like it never existed and GIJoe lost all the original ideas that made the franchise special so the movie could be more like Iron Man, Star Wars, or Transformers or any other pop culture property out there. GIJoe is nothing but a scifi clone without the grassroots Americana people used to be proud of. That's what's cool, the only negativity is in the anti-Americanism which removes the soul of the product.

Look at Resolute part 3, the GIJoes used to be a hardass special forces unit now they're not much more than middle management administration staff wearing full gear but with empty ammo boxes. Besides it doesn't make any sense to me to have twenty year-old HMMVs next to a frickin' super-techno remote-guided VTOL troop transport.

That quote comes from a fairly recent interview but dang dude, shut off the talking points, the Joes have to act fast if they're to avenge the attack on Moscow perpetrated by super-ultra-right-wing Zionist neoconservatives like Cobra. Oh those crazy Christians, when are they going to wise up & kill themselves or give up & put out?

Oh sorry, was I speaking in racist again?