Whether you think teabagging is lewd and lascivious or corny and witty, either way you face it you won't be able to escape the fact hospitals could give away coupons to therapy classes to cure hyperactive kids of this hot-rod rowdy roddy ADD-riddled disease.
Teabagging is very popular right now not from the conservative political movement, but because of the fraternity of liberal numbnuts who play Halo and other FPS games who are bagged by post-racial college radicals to be fledgling community activists and small "C" soft-communist pinkos. These young frackheads take to tha' streets yo, w'it they mad skills honed in online video games and stroke them into votes for the Democratic ticket using Facebook and social networking underground sites nobody hears of until it's too late. It's the culture of failure and Al Franken wins by default if nobody's keeping score.
Now you could go with Ann Coulter's defense of Bill Maher and say liberals are forced to pander to their immature audience, but seriously what kind of fracken idiot are you to pay attention to this hurl?
Teabagging along with lyrical chanting or rapping is a taunt used in game so frequently it's almost a militant hazing ritual meant to ween all the fun from playing an FPS if your opponent wants that hardcore image at your expense. I've even done it once in Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 when I got mad at some punk camping my team's respawn. You see it so often the programming takes over. Still even the best gamers will clear your team in under two minutes and don't have time for the taunts because they know it's not something they have to participate in. Just shut yer face and do what you logged in to do.
The problem is when an idiotic chugger like this pops out of some superlatively foul rich kid's metro douchebag the culture will tilt in favor like that chirping Nextel walkie-talkie fad. You're aware it's constantly over your shoulder because you hear the ring tone and it's convenient and useful, and makes you look busy, slick and professional by association.
Flogging Republicans in the workplace is the next big thing.
