Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling Superstar “Tennessee Cowboy” James Storm, one half of the former World Tag Team Champions “Beer Money Inc.” has expressed dismay over not being invited to the “Beer Summit” on Thursday with President Barack Obama, Sgt. James Crowley and Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at the White House.
Sorry about Gates' damn luck.
Of course if I could I'd draw Obama and Gates throwing the cop through the table I'd call it “Beer Mafia.”