Friday, August 22, 2008

Marvelous Fake News

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McCain fundraiser at OrcCon. He netted $35,000 and preview copies of The Compleat Slayer's Guide to Dire Badgers.

This is getting serious. I just heard that St. Paul is worried about D&D related rioting, and plans to activate 6d12 additional cops to be assigned to Wandering Law Enforcement duty.

Heh...a Democrat bravely defends his geekdom after being dissed by a McCain staffer. This load all started within the mryiad links of cyberspace:
"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others. John McCain has often said he witnessed a thousand acts of bravery while he was imprisoned, and though not every one has been submitted into the public record, they are remembered by the men who were there (one such only recently reported by Karl Rove though it escaped mention in any of Senator McCain's books). But as Swindle said, this is a "desperate group of people trying to make something out of nothing."

Disclaimer:
If my comments caused any harm or hurt to the hard working Americans who play Dungeons & Dragons, I apologize. This campaign is committed to increasing the strength, constitution, dexterity, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma scores of every American.

And also there's Spell of Divining Laughter +5

"what alignment is Barack Obama?
Chaotic Awesome?"