The commander of a military base attempts to rally the humans in response to what he calls “terrorism,” talks of making a “pre-emptive strike,” and promises a “shock and awe” effort.
No wonder mexicans claim my life and always kick my ass, I've been doing this all wrong! I should blame Warcraft for Avatar's failings not the liberal ideology the movie is based on. Why, American troops deserve to die every time Blizzard shuts down for weekly maintenance.
Through the lens of political correctness it's only natural being conservative I should be a serial killing rapist. I feel so smug and much smarter now that I have accepted the truth!
