ATLANTA — It wasn't under the moonlight, and it wasn't quite the funk of 40,000 years. But 900 zombies, aliens and Star Wars Stormtroopers boogeying to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" might be a sight that almost stops your heart.
501st pays tribute to the infamous Michael Jackson and HuffPro, one of the most infamous liberal news outlets on the planet, trumpets the detachment's possible failure to make the record books.
Somebody should really cover the Thriller video if fans are so embarrassed of the drug fiend they can't even promote a noteworthy post mortem appearance. Michael Jackson definitely is not someone to celebrate no matter how groovy anybody thinks they are so why even participate in Thriller walks? I take offense when progressive liberals try to hijack one of my favorite properties for their own agenda whatever the hell it is.
As much as I appreciate the 501st for their contributions to fandom and charity events, I probably sound inflammatory, but nobody ever talks to me so I have to write about what I know because I have nothing else to do. Given the choice between my own worries or the 501st's work ethic I'd still go with their hard work.