Why is Dick Cheney considered Darth Vader when his social policy aligns with the left? Why is Rush Limbaugh compared to Porkins when Barney the Frank is championed by the left immovable as a Hutt in the role of hedonistic demigod?
The Alliance charter is modeled after the Declaration of Independence.
In all fairness:
Dick Cheney = General Dodonna
Bobby Jindal = Bail Organa
Rush Limbaugh = Mace Windu
Mark Levin = General Cracken (Levin's Rebel Field Guide lulz)
Sean Hannity = Wedge Antillies
Why are rank&file conservatives who you see everyday in the service and retail industry smeared with the image of white-faced Stormtrooper drones? Because of the Second Amendment? Well that's fine with me as long as the left keeps their criticism on the internet instead of trophy hunting in the workplace.
Failing that:
"We, the Rebel Alliance, do therefore in the name—and by the authority—of the free beings of the Galaxy, solemnly publish and declare our intentions:
To fight and oppose you and your forces, by any and all means at our disposal;
To refuse any Imperial law contrary to the rights of free beings;
To bring about your destruction and the destruction of the Galactic Empire;
To make forever free all beings in the galaxy.
To these ends, we pledge our property, our honor, and our lives."
