Sunday, May 17, 2009

Like I Said, Romulan

One of my favorite properties turned collector's hobby has been hijacked by infanticide and the tide of pop culture seeking to intersect the boundaries of fantasy escapism in the interest of promoting world unity with Islam.

President Barack Obama said in a report Sunday that he saw the new "Star Trek" film recently -- and not just because it was last week's top-grossing movie.

"Everybody was saying I was Spock," said the US leader, known to have a wonkish command of the minutiae of policy -- not unlike the dispassionate movie Vulcan to whom he has been compared. Newsweek gushed however that Obama's version of the character would be "Spock with global sex appeal."

Like I've been saying, the idiot media in their writhing idolatry will try and portray Obama as Vulcan or Spock-like in image and such a heroic blessing for us mere peasants. And for the record Vulcans aren't the cold, calculated, ritualistic paranoid schemers the Romulans are.

Romulan society as seen in TOS and TNG comprised of influences from Chinese feudalism, Mongol tribalism, and Roman expansionism. Obama obviously wants to turn the United States into an easternized imperial oligarchy. Hell as long as it works and people can still get their high who cares, right?