John Madden retires from broadcasting; Most honored broacaster in history says it's time... Please take the Raiders with you, then I'll buy a LT jersey.
Jesus Missing From Obama's Georgetown Speech... It's about time we found us a new Messiah, and guess what? The new Messiah is the old Messiah, not this gutter talkin' half-black pantywaist of a pharaoh, because there can be only One!
White House asked university to cover symbol... I would have told Barry to leave. Maybe that's why I can't keep a job because everybody else is a worthless, sold out pile of crap.
MSNBC, CNN Use Tea Parties as Platform for Sex Jokes... "Toothless," "full-throated," "strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending," "whipped out," "live-action Beavis and Butthead," Dude, ten year-olds usually aren't that creative cuz their parents usually slap the snot out of them after they swear!
DOMINO'S PIZZA employees charged with felony for video food prank... They felt they had to compete with Zonation at PJTV using a cheap salami. What else to do if you're cursed with a short, fat body and nobody wants to hire you full time?
Israel warns of a 'new approach' in the path to peace in the Middle East... To quote Dr. McCoy, "Bet you wish you stood in bed."
