WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama expressed frustration Wednesday after members of his cabinet failed to recognize his allusion to the 24th issue of the comic series Savage Sword Of Conan during their first major meeting together.
After receiving no reaction from the assembled reporters, Obama added, "Because a giant spider is protecting this chamber full of precious jewels, just like Congress is protecting its... God, how are you people not seeing this?"
Added the president, "For the love of Crom, am I the only one here who wants to keep the U.S. technologically competitive?"
So....too hip to trip?
