Monday, January 26, 2009

Lovestar Obamacus

Is Battlestar Galactica still relevant in the Obama era?
Hilary Clinton 280 416507a - Photo Hosted at Buzznet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why yes, I'm so glad you asked about that. Battlestar is especially relevant and may serve as a template for new behavioral patterns and expectations placed on conservatives during their policy exile of the Obama years, reguarding their new role as breeders of our required worker race. The entire occupation scenario from season 3 is meant to suggest that Christians can be suicide bombers too, if only gods be praised, they would believe in themselves more than they usually do when they're not say, driving aircraft carriers and jet fighters. When those pesky humans operate machinery they don't use free thought anyway ah-hahahahaha!

You see, we have learned it's all relative when you have nothing else to ground you. With all the fracking going on in their fleet the humans will be used to invasive abortions already. All that is required in this social agenda experiment is further removal of human dignity at the hands of Cylons with such devices like the baby machines on occupied colonial Caprica. Plus it's funny when they squirm.

There's nothing else to see here now, move along. Glory Obama!
*twitch*

Starbuck: "You gotta be fracken me!"

Anders: *pukes from mental image*
"We're drifting apart, Kara. You hang on to that, do what's best for you and I'll go pop a nugget on Racetrack."