Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Rush Limbaugh Assaulted by Abyssinian

Rush: She has these big almond eyes just looking at me like this doesn't make sense to her. So I go get in bed about one o'clock, 1:30, and in five minutes the cat jumps on the bed. She never sleeps with me. I mean, maybe once that blue moon. She got underneath the covers! She started biting my toes. She started licking. She's furrowing around under there like a ferret.

I ignore her, trying to go to sleep. "Big day tomorrow on the EIB Network," I'm saying to myself. I said, "Punky, I'm sorry, I can't feed you." She finally motivates out from underneath the covers and gets on the pillow and starts head butting me, and I just ignore her and all I want to do is feed this little cat because she hasn't eaten in a while, can't do it because she gotta go to the doctor.