There’s this headline on theforce.net for this guy’s blog. Why, but why should I give some anti-American euro-style nuanced elitist equal time on my blog of all things? Because Star Wars is my game and he’s obviously misinformed. So here I go with all the head pounding grace of a YT-1300:
Barack Obama
Of course he’s Lando, with how his historic win in Iowa is downplayed by the Clinton media machine, he’s just another stepping stone for Hilary to play her enemies. He even looks like he’s being Force-choked when speaking against her.
Of course he’s Lando, with how his historic win in Iowa is downplayed by the Clinton media machine, he’s just another stepping stone for Hilary to play her enemies. He even looks like he’s being Force-choked when speaking against her.
Mike Huckabee
A non-conservative populist who sounds like Clinton and you never know what side he’s on.
A non-conservative populist who sounds like Clinton and you never know what side he’s on.
John Edwards
He stumbles around the universe on screen but in real life he sucks with hilarious timing.
Hilary Clinton
Greedo. The name says it all, absolute cantina trash.
Fred Thompson
Bit of a cocky, cynical Episode IV Han Solo goin’ on with the black jacket and the lonesome Reagan lament. Soon to be proved as all an act as he goes home to his family.
Bit of a cocky, cynical Episode IV Han Solo goin’ on with the black jacket and the lonesome Reagan lament. Soon to be proved as all an act as he goes home to his family.
Mitt Romney
As much has Romney flip flops on issues no matter how many strides he makes to better his posture no one outside his homeland will ever really take him seriously.
If only our VP would run, he’d give a whole new meaning to “jihad”.
As much has Romney flip flops on issues no matter how many strides he makes to better his posture no one outside his homeland will ever really take him seriously.
If only our VP would run, he’d give a whole new meaning to “jihad”.
