Wednesday, January 16, 2008

FoxNews reveals Cloverfield a FAAKE

Cloverfield also inadvertently disses New York for what happened on Sept. 11, 2001, by re-enacting scenes of buildings exploding and massive clouds of debris for fun and profit.

OOOOOHHH so now Matt Reeves is responsible for Cloverfield now that the movie is revealed to be nothing but a vehicle for conspiracy theories.

WHAT’D I SAY! WHAT’D I SAY!

No one’s going to put up with this crap. Me neither.

You want some disrespect JJ Abrams?

*SLAP*

I will disrespect you until you die!

You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even a human being. Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it? You're so stupid you could be a modern art masterpiece. Cloverfield is promoted for months like a Godzilla rodeo and then you send us a slack-eyed anorexic unorganized grabastic amphibian animal mother kool-aid fiend full of maggots!

MAGGOTS!
Are you a peter-puffer, scumbag?

That damn thing didn’t even have the common courtesy to give the city a reach around.

Let me tell you about your audience, maggot. We're the Jolly Green Giants, walking the green Earth with guns! People don’t want you filling their minds with this UNGRATEFUL IDIOT TORTURE PORN.

You better get your head and your ass wired together Abrams, or I will take a giant sh** on you.

*slap*

You stay away from my Star Trek, you scumbag. TOS is written in stone. Roddenberry came down from the afterlife and made it so. Yeoman Rand’s pretty pink panties stay over her hips do you understand me? You slimey scumbag, get on your face and give yourself 25. And don’t for a moment cry pon farr.